Cheel'z Resoopies: Epique Hamburhger

HEAR IS HAO 2 MAEK THE Epique Hamburhger.

Ingredients

 * 9001 sticks of BUDDER
 * Half of a pie
 * 3 engines of planes
 * A bacon pizza
 * 281 pieces of bubblegum

Instructions

 * 1) Get all deh budder and throw it into the bathtub. Turn on the water and let it sit for 9.001 seconds. Take out deh budder.
 * 2) Take the budder to deh kitchen and throw it into a cooking pan. Then, grab the nearest hammer and smash the plane engines to bits, and dump it into the pan. Put it in the oven for 9.001 minutes.
 * 3) Once it's done, get the half pie and shove it in the microwave. Then throw the bacon pizza inside. Afterwards coat it thoroughly with bubblegum. Turn the microwave for 90.01 seconds and wait.
 * 4) Once it's done, get the pan with the budder and engine pieces and throw the bubblegum-pie-pizza thing into the pan as well. Take the pan and throw it into the bathtub.
 * 5) Turn on the water and let it sit for 90.01 seconds. Take it out and then get a blender and dump everything inside. Turn on the blender for 900.1 seconds. Take it out.
 * 6) TA-DA! You have created the Epique Hamburhger!